Pizza Review
Could not fucking believe my eyes when i first saw this pizza. I immediately cut ties with all my loved ones to keep them out of the danger i immediately knew i was in. I have since made plans to flee the country and start a new life in Eastern Asia (one where i hopefully never, ever go through this again) with my partner Xander. I felt this was the best platform to warn the general public that you are also in danger. Please do not hesitate to leave your home and take shelter someone more secure, preferably a bunker, preferably underground. Fuck this thing.