Pizza Review
Extreme cheese alert- Wo, that’s a lot of cheese Extreme middle school alert- Oh Austin Meehan Middle School of red and blue and gold. Our flag may it fly on and on, so dignified and bold. Tastes exactly like my middle school pizza, and that’s not good Ratio- hideously terrible. Way too much cheese Execution- horrendously horrific. It’s unusually bad. Not even regular bad Cheese- quality, and whatever combination of cheese is being used, creates a Tsunami of lousy taste. The chew is acceptable. The taste is staggering. Just awful. Sour best describes this Sauce - where? There is none Dough-adequate crunch. Very plain tasting. Would be wise to borrow salt from my last review Tchaikovsky said, “I have no desire to impress people or generate acclaim. My only goal is to create joy for mankind.” When Tchaikovsky visited New York and Philly, I sure hope he had better food. Otherwise, he would have left the US with a very low opinion. Not even neighborhood worthy. One of the all time worst slices

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