Eye test- average
Football slice review
Sauce- none. Intentionally had to take a bite of higher sauce area which helped a lot. Good taste, terrible overall ratio
Cheese- ok at best. No special taste or texture
Dough- average taste and crunch. Unremarkable
Ratio- lame
Execution- my best guess is; this is old. Unimpressed
Fancy slice
Better because there is sauce. A bit too much tang, no sweetness. Still unremarkable
Football- 5.6
Fancy- 5.8
App score will not consider bonus fancy slice
Carlos Santana said, “I don’t remember Woodstock.”
You won’t remember this pizza. Barely neighborhood worthy