Market Street Pizzeria & Italian Bistro

M Score: 2.9 Crust: .1 Cheese: 1.6 Sauce: 1.2 Bonus: 0 Ranch? Yes “I hate this pizza. The crust is burnt, making every bite taste burnt. The sauce is below average, cheese is average, a hair better. But this is my least favorite pizza I’ve eaten since searching for a favorite pie with J.” J Score: 2.5 Crust: .5 Cheese: 1.5 Sauce: .5 Bonus: 0 Ranch? Yes “It has like no flavor. Bland. Disappointing. It feels sad. The pizza feels sad. Gotta give it my therapist's number. Crust sucks. Sauce sucks. Cheese is only minimally redeeming.”

Not crispy at all. Cheese is very floppy. Very greasy. Sauce is quite good and cheese tastes good as well. Just a very odd combo.

Football pizza

It was three years ago that Democrap Barack Obama came to this troubled city. Just around the corner he landed his helicopter, close to this fine pizza shop, only to be whisked away by the fine men of the Secret Service without as much as a slice consumed. BAD GUY! He’s just not a quality person. There is a delicious Mexican restaurant that is connected to this pizza shop. It’s separated by a Great Wall and a glass door, allowing for controlled access between the two sides. The pizza is best served piping hot, right out of the oven. Do not delay, like so many Democraps, your consumption of this pizza. The crust is the highlight of this pie, forming a SOLID BASE for the cheese and sweet sauce. Have a slice and then enjoy a taco salad from next door.

Very nice texture and density but not a lot of flavor

The white slice was a solid 6.5-7 out of 10, the crust on this one was perfection if I’ve ever tasted it in pizza crust, however the pizza itself lacked much flavor. The traditional slice however was was to die for. The perfect amount of flop, with grease sitting perfectly in the middle. The only downside for the traditional slice was the crust, a tad too crunchy for my mouth. Overall enjoyed this trip to flavortown!