Mellow Mushroom

Disclaimer: There was a network error that caused my online order to not register in the computer, so they had to rush a large pie out. It obviously wasn’t properly cooked as they normally would send it out. It’s heavy and doughy, but there is some flavor in its crust. Sauce and cheese taste frozen-pizza like. The pretzel nuggets (w/ cheese) are quite good - that I would recommend if you’re here.

Sauce is robust, like Domino's. Cheese is blended very well, which I like. Crust is amazing. Good flop.

Average pizza, good crust

Fucking atrocious. I was brought here despite pleading my case to try anywhere else, but on the bright side I was able to review this sad, miserable pizza chain. I truly feel bad for those that do not live in the northeast, as Mellow Mushroom is one of the few pizza options available to those people. Now to the slice, it's frozen pizza quality. Disgusting cheese and the pizza overall had a soggy feeling to it. Even $2 PBRs couldn't alter my tastebuds enough to make this slice slightly enjoyable. To the owners of Mellow Mushroom, go fuck yourselves. And stay the fuck out of New Jersey. Your pizza is an absolute disgrace to fresh and frozen pizzas everywhere.