Pizza Review
It’s Pizza Wednesday my friends!! Today we’re at Metro Pizza and I like the pie. The dough was cooked well and the crust was fluffy with a little crunch. The cheese had a nice aroma with a hint of finely aged porcupine milk. Nice amount of sauce and just a little grease which is a byproduct of the porcupines glucose levels from being in hibernation. I wish I could talk about Blake’s mom but apparently she was arrested earlier today for running an unground beastieality club.