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Mon6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Tue6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Wed6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Thu6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Fri6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sat6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sun6:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Pizza Review
One bite everyone knows the rules....... Let me start by saying I don't do this for my health. When I see the rookies chirping up a 7.7 in my area I let out an audible "ooooooooow" and prepare myself for a pizza adventure. I'm not sure what version of the One bite App these ppl have but these scores are simply minor league. This is rookie shit. As a pizza eating professional my worst fear is realized when I pull up to what should be a palace of Bliss and a box truck is out front unloading hand carts of white boxes that say "Pizza Sauce" on them. I'm not a five star chef but pizza sauce is literally the simplest thing in the world to make. Apparently these ppl don't have Google or YouTube because they feel the need to buy their products from a food distributor. The owners Italian grandmother should slap him in the mouth Onto the pizza itself. Aesthetically it looks like a standard football/family slice. This thing had pools of grease that would scare Michael Phelps into a bronze medal. The cheese itself was unimpressive. The sauce can only be compared to every villain in an 80's teen flick. It was as if Johnny from Cobra Kai was turned into a pizza sauce. Watery and loaded with spices. The crust did have a nice little crunch on the bottom but if you put any sort of bread into a hot oven long enough that'll be the end result. Overall I drove 2.8 miles for this pizza when in reality I wouldn't walk 2.8 seconds for it. This fucking island needs to clean it's act up. I'm about to start putting an asterisk next to it when ppl refer to NY pizza. That's a review
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