Pizza Review
Modern is the local go-to, the people’s ah-beetz. If you’re into a surf and turf feel, the Clams Casio pie is the move. It has clams, bacon, peppers, onions, and whatever else is in a Clams Casio (trust me, it is bomb). There isn’t anything not to like, unless you hate everything that is good and pure about American Freedom ™. Modern’s Meatball pie is also incredible. It’s sliced like a sausage and cooked to a light crisp. If you have a table of at least four, get this and the Clams Casino. You may feel like you’re dying a little on the inside, but that’s a piece of your soul reaching ever so closer to heaven. As they say, there ain’t no sweats like the meat sweats.