New Park Pizza

A little disappointing with this one. I was expecting it to be a legendary pie. Very soft slice. Doughy, chewy, somehow thin but also very heavy. This is a fat boy slice. This is a Buzz from Home Alone sticking it to Kevin by stuffing an entire pizza down his mouth slice. It’s also very heavy and the pizzeria has been around for almost 60 years. Im surprised the entire friggin neighborhood isn’t over 300 pounds. Another thing you could tell my photo it was remarkably cold. A doughy, chewy, cold slice. And I heard the slice was salty. Not at all, afterwards I could went hours without having a drink. That’s how underwhelming this slice was. All in all I feel bad if this is your neighborhood pizza. It’s a doughy messy gigunta slice. If you bring this pizza to your boys house, just let them know it was the Dapper Don’s favorite spot. That ought to buy you a few hours until they realize it is overrated.