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94 Yelp Reviews
lovemybong693/23/19, 5:51 a.m.
After my first bite I NEWk this pizza was for peasants only. Anyone who rates this “pie” above a 3 is more than likely inbred. I hope this chain fails just like all of its customers.
schmeatz3/23/19, 5:20 a.m.
Don’t get me wrong here, I TOLERATE Newks. Ive come to realize a significant portion of one bite “reviewers” in the greater lexington area hail from a class of uncultured critics, who tend to haphazardly dish out high scores for glorified saltine crackers with prego. But we live in America, the land of the free, and home of the only place in the world where individuals without taste buds are empowered to tell an uninterested internet audience how they feel about pizza. This aside, newks is a chain. What newks does, is fool the brainiacs of the mid-south and their sisters/cousins (the respective titles aren’t mutually exclusive in this part of the country) to believe that newks is fresh, healthy, and an embodiment of the community it serves. But in actuality, newks is a McDonald’s with deli sandwiches and frozen pizza. Do us all a favor, and give this pizza the rick pitino treatment; AKA get it the fuck out of the state of Kentucky.
hotassbeatclap3/21/19, 6:25 p.m.
Don’t get me wrong here, I LOVE newks. This place is healthy, the subs are incredible, and it’s fresh as hell. But at the end of the day, this just isn’t a good pie. Way too much flop here. This slices have a far too doughy top and bottom crust. Kinda reminded me of my dick after having sex or beating off a bunch of times in one day. Just super soft, thin, and flopping everywhere. It’s a five cheeser, but with the wrong 5. We have no consistency here. Not an ounce of grease either; which for me, hurts the quality and texture. Overall it does have enough of a fresh quality, and a good uniqueness that keeps it near a 5.