Under cooked, under sauced, under whelming slice. Nothing exciting about this pizza at all. The crust had no crunch, it was brittle and almost ripped like folding a piece of slate or chalk or something, tastes as bland as chalk too. Not really oily not really good not really a bar pie, a classic pie, or a basic fucking frozen slice you get at a supermarket. I guess if you’re a fuckin frat boy getting wasted on White Claws and dilly dilly then maybe this will impress your hapless pledges and paying $2 for a slice of this manmaker gravy would be like nectar of the gods to those poor bastards. This is the type of slice you leave in the toilet of where you got it from cause they can have it right the fuck back.
