Pizza Review
Eye test- looks like pizza Warning- cash only business and extremely high community scores strikes me as being Fakey McFakerson Ratio- solid Cheese- pretty chewy and pungent. Far from subtle. Sauce— it’s on there but who can taste it? Not me Dough- nothing to write home about. No redeeming quality Overall- makes me sleepy. Nothing special and cheese flavor is overwhelming. No sauce flavor balances this. Suzanne Vega, singer-songwriter goddess said, “I want every song to touch people. Because it comes from my heart.” This pizza has no impact. Boring. Absolutely no scenario where this is travel worthy. Don’t let the community score fool you