Alright redemption review for Nonna’s old fashion. Last score I gave them was a 7.6. And I was never comfortable with that score. I know they are better than that, they know they are better than that, and now you should know they are better than that. This is a old fashion slice. If you made a mob movie that took place in the 1960s, they would have to use this pizza as a prop. The sauce is second to none on Staten Island. The crisp is perfect. The cheese and sauce ratio is great. My only problem with Nonnas is I question their consistency. If they could be consistent they would be up there with the greats. But something tells me they get lazy. That’s okay. We could fix that. Go start a Instagram Channel and film a hunchback 12 year old making pizza and pinwheels. That will motivate ya. Also fuck the PorkBoy for giving it a 7.7. that’s a mail in score if I ever heard one. The only reason he probably gave it a 7.7. Is because if gave it a 8, then that over excited meth addicted delivery driver would had a heart attack. So if ya in GK, let say your having a pool party (idk y anyone would order a pizza at pool party, you’ll be showing off your fat body if that was the case) or your at one of the talk of the town or you just played a little league game or your a group of fat mouth 12 year old spitting at adults and saying “fuck your motha” to them or if ya a group of 20 somethings high on psychedelics. If you fit into any of those categories then please eat at Nonna’s Old Fashion.
