This fuckin’ pizza app got me eatin’ shit pizza at places just to do a review! ™️
Best pizza in town is exactly relative to geographical location and anyone who’s eaten this trash and hasn’t actually eaten real pizza in life may actually think this is true.
This pizza taste exactly like if I smoked a pile of high grade marijuana and decided to slice and fold open a bunch of Tostino’s pizza rolls and open a business.
Soggy crust; all flop; no flavor; greasy; processed ingredients; end of review.
