Dave Portnoy is a total piece of crap. If it isn't a burnt crisp flavorless pie like the crap from Lynn he grew up eating, he can't leave a subjective review. Oakcraft Pizza has a good crust with nice chew, a very tangy and flavorful sauce with the right amount of cheese and great toppings. Really pisses me off that this one-dimensional moron has somehow become the voice of pizza for America. Next time you try some pizza, how about you try tasting it and using more than 4% of your brain before you spew out the nonsense that comes out of your dumbass South shore lips.
