Original Italian Pizzeria

The most standard, run of the mill pizza I have ever had. No frills, just a solid slice. The girl working was very attractive, all I could think about was Dave Portnoy having her on all fours, with a leash around her neck, rearranging her guts, while spitting loogies on her back. Dave fucks. Back to the pizza, it was crispy, thin, tight, not too greasy, not too salty, slight tang to it, good taste all around. Nothing stood out as incredible or lacking.