Eye test - a dead porcupine (which would be very sad, because I like them) is more appetizing.
Ratio - perfect. You may want to read more before you get all jacked up
Execution - the bake is fine. The ingredients make for the most average slice of pizza I’ve ever eaten
Dough - yes, the bottom is made from dough. It has no taste I can really identify
Cheese - very standard
Sauce - yup, some of that too. Adds nothing. Remarkably average
Overall - if you eat it, it for sure can be identified as pizza. It gives new meaning to average
Florence Price said, “I certainly want no consideration given to my sex.”
Not neighborhood worthy. Not travel worthy.
Perfect for Jets fans. Cool spot for a just-got-out-of-rehab celebration. Consider going here every time you get out.
