Osteria by Primo

The great primos square. Now Ive been saying for years that Primos has great squares. This right here confirms that. Nice crunchy Sicilian pie. This isnt some doughy cakish mess. You want that go to Napoli with the fat lady that excites all the Elroy types. Have her turn around for ya and pretend she could physically wipe it. Or go to the guido's at brothers and have the fat guy yell at ya for his little tiktoks. This right here is where it's at. You order two squares for the Super Bowl, your boys are gonna walk away satisfied and may even treat ya to an old fashion at the Asian massage parlor. Also my good friend and hello of a softball player RamboFace ate 3 slices and drank 3 coors lite with a straw, guy said it was worth the diabetes after the fact.