Pagliacci Pizza

7.4/10 🍕 No crisp. No crunch. No structural integrity. This slice was floppier than a wet noodle in a fakn rainstorm. I needed a fork and a tetanus shot just to pick it up. The only reason this gets a 7.4 is because it’s Seattle, and pizza here is judged on a curve. In any city where people understand pizza, this would be fighting for a 5. But compared to the local competition, this is Michelin star. Seattle: please stop committing crimes against pizza... Pizza lives matter!

Great pizza

Known for their fresh ingredients and solid sauce it’s a solid spot for a full pie or going in for a slice. Crust a bit on the chewy side and I much prefer the crisp. Solid flopless rating. Overall can’t really go wrong with this place.

The quality of the cheese and the perfection of the crust’s crispiness really carry this score.

Good slice frankie

Alright Frankie, one bite, everyone knows the rules! Crisp crust, tangy sauce, a little oil, but this is solid pizza!