Eye test-legit
Apology- I never do toppings but I figured it would be gross so went off the beaten path
Execution- besides lack of crisp it’s fine
Sauce- seems perfectly reasonable but nothing special, pretty generic but not a disaster. Slightly sweet. Definitely has an air of being a cheap ingredient but at least the taste is ok.
Cheese- doesn’t add or subtract, fine texture, subtle taste
Dough- ok taste but lacks crisp; way too soft
Ron Reagan said, “That is a falsehood.”
I hate chain pizza but they actually didn’t kill me on this. Regardless, it’s not real pizza but in desperation it’s fine.