About Papa John's Pizza
3 Yelp Reviews
stinkyjohn3/27/19, 10:37 p.m.
Now this is what I call a #StinkySpecial!!! Would you look at that grease? Reminds me of my forehead after a night out at mickeys! I firmly believe papa johns has hands down THE best crust in the chain game. Can’t wait to drink garlic sauce thru a straw and talk to girls wayyyy too close to their face later, because let’s face it, I’m a stinkball!! Pizza purist? Not me!! Load that big stinky slice up with all the toppings and come to sir stinks a lot #Smellyalater #Stinkyscore
schmeatz3/23/19, 6:01 a.m.
Papa john is a racist inbred fuck with a misogynist descriptor slapped in front of a stupid name. Anyone who thinks this pizza is above a 2.5 should be forced to go to a theatre with John Wilkes Booth. “Pappy J,” as he has been coined during his unabated span of dominance as the figurehead of national chain pizza franchises, should spend less time doing burnouts in his shitty old camaro, and more time learning home to make a fucking pizza. Also, it would be greatly appreciated if he could refrain from charging $.25 for garlic sauce, and lay off the n-word in board meetings.
hotassbeatclap3/16/19, 8:38 p.m.
I know what you’re thinking. 6.4? That’s way too high for the Papa J Chain! Well, I got news for you; the Tuscan 5 Cheese Pizza Packs enough punch to bring ole Johnny Boy to the respectable 6 or higher club. The sauce needs improvement and so does the crust. We have minimal flop here with too much fluff and no crispness. But Pappy P brings the house down with this delicious cheese and high quality flavor.