Pizza Review
Papa john is a racist inbred fuck with a misogynist descriptor slapped in front of a stupid name. Anyone who thinks this pizza is above a 2.5 should be forced to go to a theatre with John Wilkes Booth. “Pappy J,” as he has been coined during his unabated span of dominance as the figurehead of national chain pizza franchises, should spend less time doing burnouts in his shitty old camaro, and more time learning home to make a fucking pizza. Also, it would be greatly appreciated if he could refrain from charging $.25 for garlic sauce, and lay off the n-word in board meetings.