Pizza so delectable it had me doing the cow shit shuffle. Just got done hiking and went in for a pie. Took a fat shit on my hike and didn’t have TP. I walked out of this store with a grilled cheese ass and a cheese pizza. Needless to say the pull of the cheese between the two was a tight competition. Had me so full of grease I did the shitty griddy all the way to the porcelain throne. Didn’t even wipe, just headed straight to the shower. Gut busted