Patrizia's of Brooklyn

Absolutely horrendous pie. Bullshit chain pizza. Listen I get delivery drivers have a tough job, and I get you shouldn’t judge delivered pizza. BULLSHIT. Pizza delivery is a institution to this great country. 2 hour delivery, comes ice cold. And ya know what? That’s fine by me. I’ll eat Cold Pizza ESPN 2 style. Na Na bullshit chain ingredients. Terrible. Edit: We ordered from the New Dorp location. But I’m sure this location fuckin sucks also.

Slightly better than a normal neopolitan

Good staff, fast service. Brick oven, solid slice

A lot of Staten Island Flop...Solid slice.

Decent slice pizza, wasn’t too hot, considering the place is 5 minutes away. Sauce was good, dough wasn’t crispy. I like how there wasn’t a lot of oil but was too salty.

A bit doughy/not as crispy as I like but still a great slice with nice fresh mozzarella