Pizza Review
I grew up on Patti’s. Had it all the time as a kid and I loved it. The older I got and the more other pizzas I tried, the less impressed I was with it. I would occasionally get one just because I would get nostalgic for it but I’ve reached a point where Patti’s just doesn’t do anything for me anymore. The pre-baked crust purchased from a local bakery that ultimately gets baked again results in a crunchy but dry and bland crust when it’s all said and done. The toppings are so generic and you’re left with a pizza you could make at home after a thrifty visit to the grocery store. The best thing I can say about this is that it’s pretty filling. I don’t know why a place like this exists and has been able to last as long as it has (with 2 locations) when it’s the most poorly conceived and passionless pizza you can get. I hope this is the last time I ever have to eat a pizza from here.