Patzeria Perfect Pizza

Surprised at Dave's score. Been here a few times and always top notch.

Guys told us to get the fuck out of there mid-review

Not The Best!

Served very hot, yummy fresh sauce, crispy crust + good sauce:cheese ratio

Patzeria 5.3! That’s a review.

never in my life have i used the term “slurped a pizza” until this place.

Greasy. Crunchy, plain crust. Sort of a shit show trying to order pay and getthefuckouttathere (they put my slice in some other lady’s pizza box and we had to figure out our on our own). Sauce is tangy and redeems it, mildly. It was 20 paces from my hotel room. So it breaks the 5.0 barrier...barely

Good but nothing special

Another NYC pizza review by Cam Nelson!

Feel like I’m getting yesterday’s chicken cheese pizza. What a waste of my life

Decent slice with good crunch and a good tangy sauce. Cheese could of had more flavor overall not a bad bite

Not bad. Nothing great. The sauce is what made it somewhat good. Crust was semi crunchy.

Slices look better than they taste. Pizza broke at the middle when lifted(both), dry and burnt(I like a crunch but not this much). Everything else was okay, except the cheese; it brought up the score. (Rating based on mushroom slice unless otherwise specified but wasn’t a fan of the lasagna either).

Grandma Pie is only way to go here...