Eye test- has some vague potential, but alas, it’s a lie
Standard slice details:
Ratio - poor, far too cheesy
Execution - fair at best due to above
Cheese - reasonable taste and texture
Sauce - I called Mr. Magoo. He can’t find it anywhere. That’s because essentially, there is none.
Dough - crunch and taste just the tiniest hair above average
Carl Pohlig once said, “Our goal is to be one of the finest orchestras in the world.”
This does not meet his standard. Not travel worthy, but adequate for the neighborhood.
Standard score 5.8
Bonus square - 7.1, not factoring into app score
Did seem promising, but not a hidden gem
