Perri's Pizzeria

This pizza came highly recommended by some old hairy drunk guy that I work with who plays the air accordion, and thinks that Coors Light is a good beer. This pizza was disgusting. They really talk up the fact that they have “Huge Slices!!!”, abd unlike guys who talk about how big their cocks are, this place actually does have a huge slice. The slice was thick too. I’d guess it weighed 2 pounds and a single slice rang in at $4.50! Basically highway robbery. Ya know, come to think of it, going back to the guys with big cocks thing… It’s just like my Mom always told me, when ya see a big cock, it’s exciting, it fills you with joy, but then once ya put it inside ya, it’s all down hill from there. My guts hurt from this thing. Mom was right. I will never eat here again.