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joey.cusamano
Ohohoho we got a big score for the great Philomena’s! This pie here is on another level. There are only a few places that are on this level. Difara, Luigi’s, John of Bleeker. Now the wickedly talented Philomenas. The sauce outstanding, the cheese is great, the dough is amazing. It looks like a heavy pie, not at all. You can play 3 games of basketball after eating this pizza. That’s how lite it is. We also got the square and that’s also in a league of its own. Again it’s lite so I don’t feel like a great big fat pig. The PorkBoy only giving this a 7.9 is shameful. Also the real life Doug Hefferman, the rotund jolly fat called this pizza ‘legit’
Legit? Look I respect that tub of goo, but this is better than legit. Go stalk another pizzeria with your empty compliments and while you are at it go deliver some parcels in the process This is top 5 in New York City. And for me, as we stand here, philomena’s is the conversation as the best pizza in all ZE world! If you bring this pizza to your friend’s Super Bowl party. His wife should be waiting upstairs for you to have sex with her. It was worth the argument with the polish retarded man for me blocking a bus stop. It was worth Elroy being pelted in the face with the Sicilian box. It was worth the trip in the Arctic air.
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