Pinocchio Village Haus

Well Pinocchio’s nose just grew a couple inches bigger because this “flatbread” pizza was mediocre at best. Geppetto must be so disappointed.

Pizza is not the best needs to be crispier but it was needed to keep going hard in Disney

While dining at Pinocchios’, we were treated to a breath taking experience that included luxurious seating, silk napkins and a subtle aroma of full diapers mixed with fresh (never frozen) chicken tenders. The juice box was to die for but you really stay for the pizza. Start with a lush dough straight from the most Italian place on earth (Lakeland, Florida); majestic sauce from large plump genetically modified tomatoes and mozzarella cheese that makes Kraft seem like amateur hour. On your next trip to Magic Kingdom, make sure to stop at Pinocchios; your toilet will thank you.

Honestly, this pizza was better than the one served at Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios. Don’t know if they used the same sauce, but there was a difference. Still “park” pizza, regardless.

Pepperoni and Sausage: it’s theme park pizza. Crust was floppy. Cheese was terrible. Sausage was ok. After a long hot day at the park, kids loved it… great view of small world and the decor like all of Disney is great.

Gluten free is bland and soggy. Not even sure it’s truly gluten free. Save your money and buy a turkey leg.

Not bad for “Disney pizza”. Definitely not the best pizza out there at $11.99 a personal pie; but in the magic kingdom it’s not that bad. Good crisp to the crust and not greasy at all! Don’t run to get here but if you find yourself in fantasyland and hungry a stop here isn’t the worst decision!

It’s rough. COVID Disney.

If I wanted to eat cast iron with cheese a little sauce. If u are like going to die from starvation maybe it’s like a 3.0 it’s Disney pizza made teenagers as a summer job what can u do.

The pizza is ok I have had better at Disney the crust tastes like a 2.0 or a 1.0 the sauce tastes weird i have had frozen pizzas that are better review done

Had the margherita “pizza” as they call this abomination. The cheese was okay and the crust somewhat crispy (in the way cardboard is crispy) but the sauce tasted like watered down tomato sauce. Couldn’t even finish it.

No flop at all, but that’s because they rolled out a thin layer of concrete before baking it. No palatable sauce. Best thing about it: it was hot when I was cold weather. I’m sure little kids would crush this crap though. Score would have been lower if it wasn’t a hot slice.

I mean it’s Disney. Didn’t expect much. Whatever

This should be illegal to serve. Burnt cheese on cardboard

Dry. No flop, no tang. Almost no sauce. Not a bad slice if it was cardboard. That's a review

They think that green shit is basil. Get the nuggets instead

Place used to actually have a pretty good pizza, now its pretty comparable to the crap you could find in a cafeteria at a public high school, disgusting and overpriced, hate what they’ve done with the place.