Pizza Americana

I officially became the person I never wanted to be today. It was so busy at work I had to have my employees not take a lunch break, so I had to get pizza delivered to keep morale up. I thought the pizza was okay. The sauce was pretty good but everything else was average to below average. I’m not sure my coworkers can say the same thing, everytime I looked up from my computer they were grabbing another slice.

Good pizza!

Really greasy, flaccid roseanne barr flop, great ingredients, love the meetballs. It's drunk pizza

Cheese Pizza. Great balance of sauce and cheese. Crust good. Not greasy.

Solid slice. Has some weight, good crust, sweeter sauce. Wouldn’t mind getting getting it again. Probably wouldn’t go out of my way for it.

My homestead pizza. Nothing light on this pizza. If you ever wanted to feel what it is like to walk in quicksand, without walking in quicksand...throw a few pieces of this in your belly. Good cheese ratio, solid crust and a good sleeper. Good flop and some grease! Good to soak up last nights excess alcohol.

Way above average trashy pizza. Greasy pepperoni, heavy on cheese and sauce. Crust holds structure well for volume of toppings. Epitome of a pie where the total is a greater than the sum of its parts. This is what I plan on ordering when there is a hangover on the horizon.

Not much flop. Plenty of cheese. Ample toppings. Solid slice.