Alright so I decided to go to Pizza Hut. I know I know, especially after my infamous twisty twirly incident of ‘04 that I’m sure I don’t have to remind you of, but I was on my way back home driving through this hot ass state and wanted some pizza, and this was the first place I saw. The place was swarming with snot nosed tee ball kids that pretty much fuckin mugged me on the way in, and all their parents where shit faced by the salad bar inside basically giving me one hell of a traffic jam to work through. I eventually battle my way to the front so I can get my pie and this depressed ginger gives me the once over before he hands it to me and let me tell ya it fucking sucks. Like I figured it wasn’t gonna be good, probably not even decent, but this was something else. Way under cooked crust, just a piece of soggy cardboard acting as a platform for something I can only assume is canned tomato paste and it was just soggy like it defrosted in the back. To top it off some bastard runt threw a baseball at my car and ran off. So yea, .7 it is.
