Pizza Review
Pizza Hut’s pizza might not be authentic, but it is unique—the sauce in particular has a distinct, rich flavor that would make it identifiable in a pizza lineup. That has to be worth something. And honestly, I’ve had worse, blander pizza from other places. Note: I went with the standard Hand-Tossed Pizza for the review, but make no mistake, their Stuffed Crust Pizza would score in the high 7s/low 8s—on innovation alone—and is my go to (and obviously, if there was a breadsticks reviewing app, theirs would be in the 9s). But we gotta keep it pure for the official One Bite review and so there you have it. Rookie score, but that feels appropriate for a chain.
Pizza Review
Absolute dog shit. I ordered the “thin crust” to review and compare against our communities legendary “Trenton Tomato Pie”. The crust dough is crunchy, but in a stale bread kind of way. The cheese is like rubber, chewy and greasy. When I picked it up I waited 5 minutes for it (no big deal) and it was still cold. I’m giving it very low praise for the sauce, which isn’t by any means good, but has an Emilio’s Frozen Pizza flavor. Sweet and cheap tasting. Your kids will probably like it. Now, I may have given a slightly higher score had the sauce been distributed evenly across the whole pie but it wasn’t. Most of the pie had no sauce whatsoever. It felt like I was literally chewing on cardboard with microwaved cheese on top. I was going to compare this embarrassment to a frozen pizza, however you’d have done better to buy one from 7/11 anyway. This is more a microwave pizza only you forgot it was finished an hour into your Netflix binge. I seriously don’t understand how Pizza Hut is even in business here. All you need to do is literally drive or walk 5 - 10 minutes away and you’ll literally be having some of the best pizza in the country. Even if you can’t wait for a pie from Delorenzos or PaPa’s or any other nearby God-tier spot, you can’t go wrong with Brothers of 33 which is literally right next door. To summarize, let’s go over the pros; Cheap Sauce kids like. Cons; Everything else, It’s Pizza Hut, You could go anywhere else. 0.4 worst pizza I’ve ever had
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