Pizza Review
I ordered this pizza at 11am this morning. It was delivered in like 25 minutes. I was a delivery driver for Pizza Hut was when I was 18 for a year. I knew going into it that it wasn’t going to be great but I thought I would at least score it in the 2’s or 3’s given that it was delivered hot. Not even close. Not only is this the worst pie I’ve ever ever eaten but it’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. After this review I’m tossing it in the garbage. I remember from working there that when you order plain cheese it comes with extra, I forgot that before I ordered.. but regardless I ordered a large thin cheese and this is what I got. When I opened the box it was dripping with grease. The thin crust is paper thin but it had no integrity. All flop. Chewy. Nasty. I thought I might have been giving it an unrealistic review when I first tried it piping hot because as soon as I took a bite I was thinking I’m not really hungry for this. I just ate another couple slices cold. It’s so salty you literally can’t taste anything. It’s like biting into a salt lick. Can’t even taste the sauce. The crust is crispy which is the reason it got .01. This isn’t edible. This is garbage. The rest of the pizza is going in the trash. I’d have been better off throwing generic tortillas topped with prego sauce and generic mozzarella in my shitty home oven. Fucking disgusting. I regret eating it. 0.1 is the score. That’s a review.