Pizza La Vista

When your gynecologist gives you a high five

Just paid $8 for a mid ass slice of pizza. At least tickle my nutsack with that price

It’s actually a decent tasting slice. I like the crusty crispy thin with a nice crunch. Problem is the price. Paid $21 for 2 slices and a Gatorade. Pizza itself is about a 6.3 but with the price I can’t justify it. .1 that’s the score.

This pizza place makes me want to dust f my self

This place was easily as disappointing as my first marriage - expensive and still left me empty

They should start giving hand jobs if they charge 6 dollars a slice. This place needs to be shut down.

Soft crust, good thin pizza. Wouldn’t drive out of my way for it

When I first saw the slice I was like... man this wont be good but the first bite blew me away! I told the owners Dave Portnoy should come here someday!

Good crunch, decent sauce. That’s a review Frankie