Pizza Review
Alright Frankie the 6.6 or 6.7 review left by the other reviewer is ridiculous... professionals score granted that but way to high ... this is one of those you can’t believe we’re here !! but we’re fuckn here -> it’s Canada - it’s cold ... ok , one bite everybody knows the rules ‘today we got a Pizza Nova pizza review (basically like a dominos franchise pizza but in Canada) ... it suffered midtown rip immediately or just the crust snapped and just crumbled / however you want to read it ... but in its defence -> it did have zero flop ... ( some would call it cardboard Frankie - I wouldn’t - some would - I wouldn’t)... so obviously the crust? was super crispy but you could tell the dough was made from cheaper ingredients - some would call it burnt - same goes for the cheese ... but I chalk all that up to the fact that the guy making the pizza - got into a fight with the cleaner and he basically forgot the pizza in the oven until a group of construction workers came in for slices - so I’ll need to deduct one point for that Frankie (1 to 10 / one bite / everyone knows the rules / bite / score thru 1-10 here we go) *quick side note : when you run a business- focus on your business - that’s a free lesson in business - your welcome ! and This pizza ? This pizza is a 0.7... It would’ve gotten a 1.7 if it wasn’t so over cooked and forgotten - just like this pizza ! it soon too will be forgotten ! 0.7 that’s a review ... not a super special review ... just a basic bitch review for a basic bitch pizza 🍕 0.7 Pizza Nova ... this Pizza Frankie! (Let me tell you about This pizza -> it is a Canadian staple) -> easily could’ve gotten a 3.7 maybe 3.8? even with these same shitty ingredients - little love could’ve gone a long way -> those are song lyrics and another business tip ~> all wrapped into one ! 0.7 (professional score) Pizza Nova ! that’s a review!