Pizza sam

Alright Pizza Sam. This is a big boy slice right here. Thick like the Mexican women that walk around the neighborhood. If ya a little bitch that prefers sour dough, don’t come to pizza sam. This is a Bully Slice. A Pizza’s Pizza. The dough is heavy, the cheese is heavier, very oily, smoking hot right out of the oven. All the tropes that nerd Scott’s Pizza Tour probably doesn’t like. But all the tropes that I love. That being said it was a little on the heavy side. Like I said a Bully Slice. If this slice could talk it would take your lunch money and give ya a purple nurple, and conveniently if ya keep eating this pizza right here, they’ll be a lot of nurple to grab on to.