Pizza Review
Just absolutely unspecial. Utterly unremarkable, intensely bland pizza. A flavorless, and hollow shell of a cracker crust, a non-discernable, soulless red sauce, and the most mild, "at-least-it's-mozzarella" cheese a cheese pizza ever had. One bite, everybody knows the rules, but that bite was so forgettable, I literally couldn't have written anything else about it. That said, there is nothing offensive about this pizza, which is to say... I have had worse. I give it a tasteless 3.8 out of 10.