Pizza Review
I totally wanted to like this joint. They have an awesome lunch special — $6 for a margherita pizza — so going in I’m stoked to find a dirt cheap pizza lunch spot with solid reviews. Welp, needless to say, daddy left disappointed. The pizza LOOKED good to the the eye. It had nice flop and seemed to be constructed well BUT it was...watery? And I ask you pizza, fans, who in the fuck likes a watery pizza?!!! The wateriness I assume came from a botched batch of sauce. It seeped throughout the whole pizza and made the thing a soggy mess. The outer crust was okay and was the best thing about the whole pizza. First time in my life I think I’ve used “too watery” as a pizza criticism but there’s a first time for everything, I guess? Needless to say I ain’t ever going back.