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dobe.pip
One of those days Frankie ... pizza review number two for today—> we are at Popular Pizza (review time Jan 19th 12:30pm)... we just left Pizza Fiamma extremely disappointed and came here —> to Popular Pizza -> a Brampton staple —> so it’s been on our list to knock off as we wrap up our west end Toronto pizza review tour —> we are literally starving now after coming all the way the fxxk out here and then waiting for a fresh pie at ‘Pizza Fiamma’ THAT had to be thrown away—> so we came here to Popular Pizza with high hopes and our stomachs are literally eating themselves right now -> so it’s probably a good thing for this Popular Pizza place to get a review from us right now because we are so hungry that our perception might be a little a-skewed —> in their favour—> as for they might come out on top and get a couple extra points because when you’re really hungry things taste better —> so here we go -> one bite everyone knows the rules -> we came out here it’s January -> it’s cold-> it’s Canada -> and we got ourselves the basic bitch pizza —> basic cheese pizza —> that is how el’Presidente would want the reviews done —> so here we go -> it’s fresh —> it’s hot —-> and it just came out of the oven —> and we are going to review this pizza in the right away —> honestly—> one bite everyone knows the rules-> it’s giving off a microwave pizza vibe—> it has a very weird taste —> because the cheese is a blend of cheese that is not custom to what you would consider an Italian style pizza would to have on it to make it great —> this gives off more of an Indian style pizza vibe —> with a mix mash of cheese including a Paneer type smelling cheese (vibe) ... def smell and not sure on taste but there is a weird Indian type taste in the mix of this cheese concoction ... don’t get us wrong —-> very good cheese when you are expecting that but —> when eating pizza Frankie ? it’s enough to make you sick —> very rarely do we take -> One bite and ‘actually throw an entire fresh pizza away’ —> but when it’s not real mozzarella cheese ? or a cheese that belongs on pizza Frankie—> and when Popular Pizza’s clientele may be Indian ? this pizza might be a 5.9-6.1 because this pizza actually leaves an Indian cheese type of after taste as well —> so if that’s your taste ? -> try it —> but if you don’t want that ? Well then Frankie ? that statement alone —> is your answer—> —> The truth will set you free—-> it’s very (very) shocking —> taking into consideration how hungry we really are right now -> and now we have take a bite of this pizza and we are not even contemplating throwing the entire thing away —> we are actually throwing the entire thing away —> and this pie was made fresh and with love and we gave a 35% tip given ... every box checked Frankie —> and if this is Popular Pizza ‘s best pizza ? Well honestly? It’s unacceptable—> they need to throw away the recipe —> the sauce is bland —> no taste —> the cheese is a mess and the dough is made so cheap that it tastes like old bread —> crust was no good -> —> there is no shame in throwing away the entire recipe like papa john did —> Admit to the failure —> throw it away -> come back stronger-> that’s a lesson in business and a pizza review all wrapped into one -> that’s how we do it here—> in Popular Pizzas defence—> it was at least cooked to the best state that it could be cooked —> Guy working in there is a great guy and he is the salt of the earth —> and it’s not his fault that Popular Pizza has such shxtty ingredients—> it was not burnt —> but it was slightly better than a microwave pizza at best —> 3.1-> that’s a review.