Rascal House

CHARGING RHINO

Okay pizza. Gets the job done late at night! About it!

I don’t get why people rave about this place… the sauce tastes like battery acid, the slice was the greasiest I’ve ever had, and the staff was very very rude. Imagine eating a slice of a Chuck E. Cheese pizza then licking a rusty door knob. That’s my comparison. The only two positives I can give is that it had decent crunch for a thicker style pizza and that they’re open super late. 4.3 that’s a review

Well, it wasn’t the worst pizza I’ve ever had… but it definitely wasn’t good. This place has one demographic of customers - which is drunk college kids (on CSU’s campus) and I’m neither drunk or in college. The sauce was sub par, the cheese was cheap, but actually wasn’t terrible, but the crust was god awful. It was incredibly doughy and way too thick. Which would probably be perfect if I was a drunk college kid. Anyways the quest to find good pizza on a college campus continues…

so much grease, after eating a slice it’s as if I haven’t showered in 3 days. but everything else is pretty average. Good quality dough. Toppings are nice, so is the sauce. Flop is manageable. Undercarriage is solid. crust is basic but not bad. Overall does the job I would call this pizza sufficient.

At least it was open

Ok so this pizza isn’t terrible but also not great. It’s a step above gas station pizza which usually only a 5 at best. Some of the scores here are outrageously high and forgiving. Only grab a slice here if you are walking down the street and need food for fuel to make it the next few blocks to a real pizza joint.

Great Pizza! No Flop and good grease. Downtown Cleveland rocks!!

Sauce is what makes the score! Bread is doughy and pizza is greasy. Only place downtown that delivers, bonus points.

Pretty basic. But it's concessions pizza.

Not great. Crispy pepperoni is about all I can say for it. Too thick and doughy

Sauce has good tang. A little greasy, but pairs well with the thicker pan crust. Cheese is solid

Slightly above average football pizza.

This is a beer cuz the pizza sucks an I’m drunk. 5.6 everyone knows the rules

Doughy. Not enough cheese and crust could’ve been crispier. Only thing that made this pizza great is that I didn’t have to pay for it.