Pizza Review
This pizza tries really hard. It acts like a 9.8 but for some reason you can’t put your finger on it really is a 6.4. It’s like that girl next door - the one you know you should be after instead of chasing the illusive better slice. She’s pretty but has a few flaws. She’s the one you’ll end up with but you’re dreaming for more. The pizza itself is super greasy and the sauce was fairly flavorless. The cheese was on point, and the pepperoni cannot be beat. On a Friday night, when your DMs aren’t full, this pizza, like the girl next door, won’t let you down…even if you know the hot chick (or a better tasting pizza) is somewhere out there.