Rock City Pizza

My girlfriend had been in a car accident and I wanted to order something to raise her spirits. So I ordered this pizza hoping to end a bad day on a good note. Unfortunately for us, I think this pizza traumatized her more than the accident did. Opening the box revealed a nightmare come alive, a true myriad of horrors. Cheese and pepperoni spread everywhere like blood splatter in a crime scene, and I don’t remember ordering this pizza rare but that’s what we received. It seemed like they were afraid to keep the pizza in the oven longer than it would take the flash to run 10 feet. I don’t understand what I did to deserve a pizza like this, but it seems personal. On the plus side, this horrible experience seemed to make my gf forget about the accident.