This is drunk pizza...but more like drunk from happy hour drunk pizza where you still want to keep drinking after it.
The place is the equivalent of your new to the city 22 year old two guy friends who don’t care about their place bc it’s already crappy but you always pre game and late night there anyway....Except replace the bedrooms (with no closets or windows) with a pizza oven.
Now for the pizza...it’s like the bud light of pizza. You could probably have a full pie without even realizing you ate the entire thing bc not only is it the most average taste ever it’s also not filling.
Set a good base...move to the next spot...and enjoy your night getting blacked out at pianos or HOD.
