Pizza Review
Pedigree at this joint is iffy. Scores are not great Eye test- absolutely horrendous Here goes- Sauce- easily some of the worst sauce I’ve ever had the misfortune of putting in my mouth. It tastes cheap. No sweetness or meaningful spices. Cheese- taste is vaguely reasonable. A tad of funk so not neutral. Chew is fine. Next! Dough - no complaint. Crisp and taste is average Ratio- way too cheesy Execution - sweet lord it stinks. The overall taste is unusually bad. The poor taste literally jumps out. Simply tragic Lucille Ball said, “I worked for fifty years to get it right. I can’t look back on one show or movie I did that met my expectations for perfection. So I kept trying.” No amount of trying will help this. Start over. That’s the only hope