Sarpino's Pizzeria

Indistinguishable from oven pizza. Absolute grease fest. I could feel it ruining my afternoon midbite.

Drunk Pizza. Real thick.

If you’re fucked up. Go for it. Not that bad and reduces hangover.

Crust like a butter grease sponge with too much sauce and a pile of melted string cheeses on top. They got my order wrong- what kind of psychopath orders a tomato pizza? Only way I go back is if I get constipated for a month because they definitely sprinkle laxatives like Parmesan at this place.

Slight New York flop. Very tasty, sweet sauce. They are generous with the cheese. Pepperoni and bacon weren’t overdone.