Scali's Pizza & Pasta

One picture can’t do it justice. This pizza is reliably terrible. 3 chances was 3 too many, for a pizza place that was good in the early 2000s. Summary: flavorless cheese, and not much of it. Flavorless sauce. And the toppings? What the hell with these toppings? Buffalo Chicken Pizza means giant cubes of dry, flavorless chicken breast, with some buffalo wing sauce drizzled on them. Margherita has threads of basil over something that looks white, like fresh mozz, but doesn’t taste or feel like fresh mozz. Then, this other unidentifiable monstrosity (I didn’t order it, so I don’t know what it is) again has no flavor and the 3/4 cubes of dry chicken breast. Speaking of dry, this pizza requires a lot of drinking to make its way into your stomach. Really, just terrible stuff. Gas station pizza tastes 150% better than this.