Shell's post

I got the uglist slice they had, everything else looked better but i’m used to drawing the ugly card. It’s been happening to me since i was developing in the womb. Why my wife ever liked me, i’ll never know. It surely wasnt for my money or my cock. Now that i got that out of the way, the pizza here was decent. Only reason i gave it a 7 was because it was unique. It had sweet sauce, and by sweet, i mean like, Type 4 Early Onset Diabetes. Yeah, that sweet. It needed a little less sweetness to be honest. The dough was tasty, but not much crisp. The other slices looked a lot better.