Side Piece Pizza

Great flavor and good crust. Good not great.

Does own a Magic Bullet®?

Solid crust, bland sauce, underwhelming

Solid mall pizza

Yeah, I hit it. Worth the trip. 🎰🍕

Good overall pie. Little greasy but no flop, nice crunch. Sauce and cheese are pretty good.

Best casino pizza I’ve had. No flop. Low grease. Not too much crisp. nice crust and a basic sauce. If you need a quick slice you could do a lot worse

Sauce lacked flavor and presence. Rest of the pizza was decent. Don’t marry this side piece.

Hello and welcome back fir yet again another pizza review. We come to you today live and direct from The Red Rock Casino cafeteria First off, monster f'n slice. Went with the ol' 22 incher and holy shizz. Anyways the jokes just write themselves. I am a little surprised though with this girth there wasn't more drippage of fluids. Front 3/4 was a little flaccid but the back end had some junk in the crispy trunk. Anyways. Not bad for lunch lady style and hell, you can walk right over to the sports book and play the ponies... Now the mom joke... Since Lee and I are tag-teaming Boyd's mom, do we treat this like WWF?? I come off the top ropes like Jimmy Superfly Snooka while Lee gives her the Camel Clutch. 😜

Lunchtime with my bro’s and today we’re inside the Red Rock Casino at “Side Piece” Unfortunately it’s not a great pizza. I liked the dough, it’s crispy and chewy and cooked perfectly. The cheese is bland and sauce was also lacking in flavor. Unlike my other side piece, Blake’s mom who is sooooooo yummy. It’s ok if your drunk and there’s nothing else available but other than that I wouldn’t return. Blake’s mom loves it when I’m drunk and I take her to pound town, just saying.

I’ve got to be honest, I’m pretty exhausted banging Blake’s and Boyd’s mom every week. I’m getting serious Chafee. But im a professional so here it goes again, pizza is huge, like their moms and has that weird after taste. As I watch their pizza making methods I notice they are using corn meal concoction and not flour and as everyone that’s banged Blake’s mom knows, you need flour to find the …