Pizza Review
I kept calling Simon’s and they would not pick up. I called for another 10 minutes straight and they still were not picking up, so I was forced to head down to Murphy’s the local pub for food. I started ripping tequila shots and drunkenly ordered a Chee Pee. The sauce was Ragu marinara sauce, and the crust was worse than the cafeteria Pizza from high school. The cheese was definitely the best part, but I would still describe it as disgusting. I score it a 1.9 and has potential to be a 3.7 when I get blackout.

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